Client: “How about we pay you in free alcohol?”
Me: “Only if I can make your poster out of macaroni noodles.”
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal; 2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it; 3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
— Douglas Adams: How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Internet (1999)
RT @samhey: The key to a successful social media app is to congratulate users for doing the crap they’d do anyhow. “Kudos on your 4th be …
Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins.
— Gary Lineker
Come on England, snap out if it. I wanna see Maradona send you lot home.
I think I wanna relocate to Reykjavík. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/26/world/europe/26iceland.html
What Gary Lineker said.
RT @Queen_UK: Find out where that referee is from. And get MI6 on the phone. #eng
O noes, Drop7 doesn’t seem to work with iOS 4. What am I gonna do with my life now?
